this didn’t happen in the books
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person