maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog